DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE
You need to get out more.
PRIZMO U BABY
Wake Up & Escape from the Citadel (480p)
mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon
WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING????????
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT
IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE
Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered
"It grew louder—louder—louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God!—no, no! They heard!—they suspected!—they knew!—they were making a mockery of my horror!"
—The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning